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Steve's Laws of Burgers

1. A burger comprises, at the minimum, meat and bun.
2. Other toppings are optional.
3. There is freedom in bread choice.
4. A burger should be able to be hand-held.
5. It should be possible for a normal person to take a bite clean through the buns and the contents.
6. A burger must not require use of a knife and fork, and must stand upright without the assistance of a skewer.
7. Content spillage is acceptable, but only in limited amounts.
8. The burger and bun must retain their structural integrity whilst being eaten.
9. A burger does not require you to answer the question of how you would like it cooked. It is not a steak.

I hope that clears the matter up.

Honeymoon (part II)

Hi,

Just a quick map of the places we visited on our honeymoon. I'll probably add some tracks of the various drives we did at some point too.

Honeymoon

Just a note to say I've popped all of my honeymoon photos online until I get a chance to sort them all out. We did a safari for 6 days in Kenya, followed by the beach for another week south of Mombasa. So, enjoy - there's some good ones!

Aberystwyth

I went to Aberystwyth, in mid-Wales over the May bank holiday weekend to visit my old friend Andrew Rawlins, I've uploaded some photos from the weekend for your enjoyment!

York

Just to let you know, I've uploaded some photos from a short break I took in York back in March. There's not many there really, I've been a little uninspired with my photography lately. There were a lot of cheeky geese about the place, though! I've also uploaded a lot more Car and Motorsport Images, including some of my favourites, taken at the BTCC at Brands Hatch, August 2007 Update: I've gone on to add further motorsport and holiday images, so keep watching this space!